What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.