What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.