What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)