What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.