What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D