Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.