What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.