What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn't made up yet.

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What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.