What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.