What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.