When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

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What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed