Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.