Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.