What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.