What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!