What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator