Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"