Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.