Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.