Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Swe Jokes More Swe Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...