What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

What is dementia?

I forget

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What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.