You get Halo-tosis. :-/
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
Brush their teeth!
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A Hun knee comb.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
Brushing your teeth
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Brushing your teeth!
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
That thing hurts!
A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.
She only puckers up for her pacifier.
Ruff!
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
An army of Hun-dread.
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
A: A buzzness suit!
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Seizure Salad
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
A plaque.
A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
