Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Molest them

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Because he got cold feet.

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