How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo