What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!