What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta