What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine