What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute