How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.