How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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Bro sure!

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I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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To go to the second hand shop

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Its a slippery slope.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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Impastas

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.