Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

What's so lame about a duck President?

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A-pasta-ate.

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What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.