What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common?

They're both dead.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))