Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.