Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.