What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!