What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that