What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.