Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot