Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot