Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot