Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot