What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.