Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.