What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Vase Jokes More Vase Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.