What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Vase Jokes More Vase Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.