What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...