Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch?

Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?

Nothing.