What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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Because it had too many threads.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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They look in the obituary

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metro gnomes

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All dressed up, with no place to go.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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A: Because he was baroque.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!