Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.