Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.