Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit