Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.