What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.