How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.