How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.