At the Groomers!
One of his legs is the same.
Put him in your back yard.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
Groomer has it