What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.