Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!