What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What is a punny play?

A play on words.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!