What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell