What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace