Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.