Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.