What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate