How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.