Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."