Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

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What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing