What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.