What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad