Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.