Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.