Popcorn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Where's popcorn?

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ?

Where is Popcorn

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

What did baby corn say to mumma corn?

Where's popcorn

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

A: where is popcorn

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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A: Because they research everything.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Baby Corn Jokes More Baby Corn Jokes

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

End Jokes More End Jokes

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None, they were all minerals.

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.