Popcorn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Where's popcorn?

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ?

Where is Popcorn

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

What did baby corn say to mumma corn?

Where's popcorn

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

A: where is popcorn

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

How do introverts feel within society?

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Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.