How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Society.

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

A: Society.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals