How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el