How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=