What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"