What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"