What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!