What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Surgery Jokes More Surgery Jokes

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.