What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Surgery Jokes More Surgery Jokes

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.