What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Anti Jokes More Anti Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS